All of a sudden she yelled for me-
GBK: Mama! Mama! Come quick!
Me: What's wrong sweet baby? What happened?
GBK: John Smith! John Smith! The cabbages got John Smith Mama!
Me:
GBK: The cabbages got John Smith! Oh no!
Me: The cabbages? What are you watching?
GBK: Pocahontas- with the cabbages.
ME: Do you mean the savages? The savages got John Smith?
GBK: Yes Mama! They got him!
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The cabbage menace to the colonists was very real. The cabbages attacked out of fear and unknowing. It was a dark chapter in human/vegetable affairs. To this day, many are demanding payments be made to the descendants of the cabbages for centuries of discrimination.
A 3-year-old once warned me not to mess up the "park" in his hair.
I was once chased by a herd of cabbages across the field where the bull was.
I wasn't sure if I was more afraid of the cabbages or the big bull but, like Forest Gump, I JUST RAN!
To this day, I only cook cabbages - I can no longer play with them because they're just mean.....
goodness, I love the way they hear and interpret things. smart thing you got on your hands there.
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